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Subject: Hot Jokes
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riazbeg 25.03.10 - 03:06pm
Please put here jokes which are in your mind but not in fully nudity or vulgar. Thanks 
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riazbeg 25.03.10 - 03:23pm
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind driver and start yelling,if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow i'd be a lil bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,who continues with if my dad was an elephant and my mother a lady elephent i'd be a baby elephant. the kid goes with the several animals untill the driver and yells at the kid what if your dad was a gay and your mom was a prostitute?! THE KID SMILES AND SAYS,I WOULD BE A 'BUS DRIVER.' *
riazbeg 25.03.10 - 03:30pm
A loving husband had 'I LOVE U' tattoed on his d*ck. When he got home,he showed to his wife. She said,'there you again ,trying to put words in my mouth!' *
ur.fairy 26.03.10 - 11:30am
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
PEPSODENT
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :) 
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ur.fairy 26.03.10 - 11:32am
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING! :) *
ur.fairy 26.03.10 - 11:33am
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied NO Never!!
Boy said to girl :
'see i told you not to worry!!!!' :) *
ur.fairy 26.03.10 - 11:35am
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study :) *
ur.fairy 26.03.10 - 11:40am
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
s*cked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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blood MOSQUITO !!!! :) *
donadi 27.03.10 - 01:31pm
good jokes buddies *
armaansx 28.03.10 - 07:38am
Never Drink Unboiled Water
Becos Fish have s*x in Water
Without Wearing Condom
Pass this sms 2all ur friends 2prevent HIV - Just Joking....
now ur turn.. *
armaansx 28.03.10 - 07:44am
The World's thinnest book is published. titled....
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS.
It has only one page containing with only one word,
EVERYTHING
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urjijaji 28.03.10 - 09:14am
beta maa ke breast ki taraf isharay krta howa bola:- mom ye kiya ha? maa boli:- beta ye ghubaray han. beta bola:- mom humari nukrani ke ghubaray ap se ziada bara kiu han? maa boli:- tum ne uska ghubaray kab dekh liye? beta bola:- jub papa muh laga ke uska ghubarao ma hawa bhr raha tha. *
urjijaji 28.03.10 - 09:22am
Dosto apna meh ko kabhi chand na kehna. kiu ke suna ha us pe bhi 2, 4, admi char chuka han. *
urjijaji 28.03.10 - 09:26am
Daku larki ka rape kr raha tha.. rape krta krta wo bola:-ab tumhara boyfriend kaha ha? larki boli:- tum kam jari rakho wo beqairat is waqt ye sms parh raha ha. *
ur.fairy 28.03.10 - 11:11am
@armaaansx... I alwayz drink unboiled chill water...
As i knw only English, I cant comment abt Hindi jokes. Moderators see if d jokes r not hurting othrz or violating our rules. If they much vulgar plz edit the post as DELETED for violating RULES. 
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armaansx 28.03.10 - 11:54am
oh jenny u shud drink boil na.. *
ur.fairy 28.03.10 - 12:44pm
I DNT LIKE BOILED WATER.. *
justinmr 1.04.10 - 02:38pm
2 galz were taking bath, de other gal asked why she had no pubic hair in response she said busy grounds does not grow grass *
armaansx 3.04.10 - 11:45am
Jab Raat ko
Baccha Nahi
Sota To Uski
Maa kya kehti
Hai?
?
SoJa Beta SoJa..
Warna,
Dusra
Baccha kaise
Hoga? *
urjijaji 4.04.10 - 09:48pm
mother changed da dress, son look her , and says: mama what is this? mother says: this is parking, son says: mama i use this space in my car parking? mother says: oh no my son, this parking reserved to only ur papa truck. *
riazbeg 5.04.10 - 02:42am
The v*gina is the world's best rehabilatation/correction center,even the most violent and aggresive comes out humbled,head down and reduced size. *
riazbeg 5.04.10 - 02:48am
Which is the smallest hotel in world? The answer is hotel VAGIANA INN. It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left out side...!! *
urjijaji 10.04.10 - 09:41pm
Aik jaga police ne chaapa mara or bohat si callgirls pakdi gayi. un sub ko police station laya gaya or unki line laga kr report likhi ja rahi thi itna ma aik budhiya yani 80 sal ki old lady ka waha se guzr hoa. us ne itni lambi line lagi dekh ke un orto se pocha beta yaha kia ho raha ha? callgirls to waisa he ghusa ma thi, jal ke boli yaha lolipop bant raha han. ye sun ke budhiya bhi line ma lag gayi, jub uski bari ayi to police wala ne hairat se cheeq kr bola, ke amma tum bhi???? us pe budhiya boli, bus beta kabhi kabhi choos leti hun. *
swtchoco 23.04.10 - 12:53am
3Girls eating Cone Ice Cream..
1st s*cking the Cone..
2nd licking..
3rd biting..
Which one is married?
You dirty mind'
The one with Mangala sutra...! *
swtchoco 23.04.10 - 03:12pm
It is confirmed that Adam was the first Sardar!
Otherwise who else would sit nex to a neked woman & chew Apples instead of Nipples...???!!! *
swtchoco 30.04.10 - 02:03pm
Salesman caught in rape case:
JUDGE: Wardat ki tarikh?
POLICE: 31st March.!
JUDGE: Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaye, March End k Tension me LUND Kabhi Khada Ho Hi Nahi Sakta...! *
swtchoco 1.05.10 - 01:28pm
Fill in the Blanks:
1. BOO_S
2. __NDOM
3. F__K
4. P_N_S
Ans: BOOKS, RANDOM, FORK, PANTS...
GOD BLESS your Naughty Mind...! *
donadi 2.05.10 - 04:14pm
swtchoco *
swtchoco 3.05.10 - 05:14pm
I guy finds a stranger with his wife, he says
what the hell are you 2 doing?
His wife turns to the stranger and says,
I told you he was stupid! *
swtchoco 3.05.10 - 05:18pm
Stuart:
I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?
Roy:
I'm not sure, what was her maiden name? *
swtchoco 9.05.10 - 02:27pm
SARDAR ing a Girl in a Car:
A Police came and asked what are you doing?
SARDAR-I am ing a Girl..!
POLICE-Ok Ok, I am next..
SARDAR-NO..NO..NO.!
I never Gents...! *
swtchoco 15.05.10 - 12:29pm
A Girl checking weight: 58 kgs
Removes Sandals: 57 kgs
Removes Jacket: 55 kgs
Removes Stolen: 54 kgs
Her coins get over..
A BOY IN THE QUEUE SAYS - Carry on... I'll put the coins..! *
digital7 22.05.10 - 05:13am
A drunken boy says while kissing his gf honey ur lips r so salty
Den d girl laughs n says
stupid get up n kiss me *
russbhri 29.06.10 - 10:20pm
marrige first night husbend or wife ne faisla kia ke jub bhi fccking krenga eik box main 100rs ka note dal dia krenga. ye silsila kafi arsa tuk chlta raha eik bar husbend ko payso ki zrurut padi to us ne box khola, to us main 500 or 1000 ke bhi kafi note mila, us ne wife se kaha ye kia dekh raha hn main? main to humesha 100 ka note dalta tha phir is main ye 500 1000 ke note kaha se agay? us pe wife boli,,, ab her koi tumhari tarha kanjos to nahi hota hai na. *
gandhi 8.07.10 - 05:00pm
funy 
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ggndp 18.09.10 - 07:08pm
Monkeys 
n girls 
are same cos they always fight 4 banana 
. .Boys n rats r similar cos they always search 4 new holes. *
ggndp 18.09.10 - 07:10pm
A guy was finguring his girlfrnd.Girl-can u take off ur ring.Its hurting me.Boy-its nt my ring.Its my wrist watch. *
ggndp 18.09.10 - 07:18pm
Doctor to a lady-all ur knees r blistered.Lady-cos of doggy style.Doc-cant u do any other style.Lady-oh yes i can bt dog cant.
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donadi 19.09.10 - 09:10am
Gagan dear *
ggndp 27.09.10 - 11:19am
Notice in a factory 4 girl workers-If ur skirt is long protect it frm d machinary in work.If it is short protect it frm men at work. *
swtchoco 29.11.10 - 04:09pm
A Boy's 1st Time Ever..
The Sky was dark,
The Moon was high,
All alone..
Just she & I,
Her hair so soft,
Her Eyes so Blue,
We know just what we wanted to do..
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my finger down her spine,
I didnt know how but, I tried my best,
I started by putting my hand on her breast,
I remembered my fear,
My fast beating Heart,
But,
slowly she spread her legs apart,
And when I dit it,
I felt no shame,
And all at once the white stuff came..
At last its finished!
Its all over now,
My 1st time ever..
MILKING A COW....
God bless your dirty mind....:-):-):- *
swtchoco 29.11.10 - 05:31pm
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ryan_x 2.12.10 - 03:56am
wtf!!!!!!!! *
honestty 3.12.10 - 01:24am
MILKING A COW instresting,why did'nt i think of that before i saw these word!!! *
ryan_x 3.12.10 - 03:37am honestty tats coz theres somewer a dirty worm hiding in you pmpl ! *
swtchoco 4.12.10 - 04:08pm
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swtchoco 16.12.10 - 03:22am
Hahaha..
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swtchoco 16.12.10 - 02:42pm
Sardar JOCKEY ki chaddi laya aur gaon me sabko dhoti unchi kar ke dikhane laga..
Ghar aya almari kholi to behosh hogaya!
Dekha chaddi tho almari me thi.. *
swtchoco 16.12.10 - 03:15pm
All MEN have Double Standards:
Hate Cats - Love ..
Hate Donkeys - Love ASS..
Hate Dogs - Enjoy maximum in that position.. *
ur.fairy 17.12.10 - 07:00am
swtchoco.. u r d winner 
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swtchoco 26.12.10 - 03:23pm
A gal was coming alone
she came towards me
we both came too close
I moved aside
The gal went away!
Moral1:
I respect ladies.!
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Moral2:
She was a scr*p figure...!!! *
