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Subject: Hot Jokes
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ryan_x 26.12.10 - 04:05pm
ah mind bobliN pmpl! *
swtchoco 3.01.11 - 05:43pm
Definitions:
BRA - Under Shoulder Ball Holder..
Underwear - Under Hip Banana Grip..
Panty - Jungle River Cotton Cover..
Condom - Rubber cover Child Never..
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hotguy24 6.07.11 - 03:46am
Riksha me baithi 1 ladki boli - riksha dhire chalao mera Doodh uchhal raha hai.
Driver - BRA nahi pehni kya?
Ladki - arrey kamine, dobbe ka doodh chalak raha hai.
*
hotguy24 6.07.11 - 03:49am
Agar koi aapko kahe nothing is impossible.........
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Tho kehna s*x k baad turnt Condom pehan k dikhao.! *
swtchoco 28.08.11 - 08:51am
Boss - Jab maine tumhe kaam se nikala, tabse tum Roz mere Ghar ke samne potty kyu karte ho ??
Employee - Aapko yeh batane ke liye ki mei bhuka nahi mar raha hoon...!!! *
swtchoco 28.08.11 - 01:25pm
A Great s*x Philosopher Very Well Said..
MARD ki Taaqat ka Andazaa
Ladki ke shor se hota hai..! *
hotguy24 28.08.11 - 01:28pm
Breaking News - - -
Sania Mirza returns to INDIA....
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Milk prices falls by Rs. 3/- ....
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Haso mat kamino,
Yeh dono alag alag News he...!!!
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swtchoco 31.08.11 - 12:23pm
A sweet demand by a kid..
A kid was beaten up by his MOM..
When DAD came & asked - What happened son?
Kid said - I can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own Wife.. *
hotguy24 6.09.11 - 12:50pm
All WOMEN are beautiful
after the Lights are switched off..!!
=Shakespeare..!!
All MEN are strong
before the Sperms are let off..!!
=Shakespeare's Wife..! *
swtchoco 2.01.12 - 04:37pm
Hey friends I like to know everything about this pix.. *
hotguy24 8.01.12 - 02:25am
Shaayri:
Gaur Famaaiye-
Jab tak khada hai
tab tak khada hai..
Jab tak khada hai
tab tak khada hai..
Nahi to pant k andar bhangaar ki tarah pada hai...!! *
hotguy24 8.01.12 - 02:27am
Perfume wala - Saheb perfume lelo,
one man said:-25 paise wala Dikhao,
Perfume wala:-Gand me ungli daal kar sungh le..
*
hotguy24 8.01.12 - 02:28am
Girl injection lete hue - zara dhire lagao dard ho raha he,
Dr. jab chudwati ho to dard nahi hota?
Girl-uss waqt josh me hoti hu hosh me nahi..! *
hotguy24 8.01.12 - 02:31am
Bohot ho gaya A for Apple & B for Ball..
Presenting new ABCD--
Ass.,
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Condom.,
d*ck.,
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Girls.,
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Insertion.,
Jumble.,
Kiss.,
Lust.,
.,
Nipple.,
Oral.,
cat.,
Quilk.,
Rape.,
s*ck.,
t*ts.,
Urinal.,
v*gina.,
W .,
x x x.,
Yoni.,
Zhaat.
Learn it by heart..!!
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swtchoco 8.01.12 - 11:24am
Madam: TRANSPARENT Word ka example do..
Boy: Aapki Dress mein se Red BRA dikh rahi hai..!
Madam: kuch toh sharam karo..
Boy: Tabhi tho nahi bola k Panty ulti pehni ho.. *
hotguy24 8.01.12 - 11:29am
Girl - This is My Japanese Top Rs.2,000/-
this my American Jeans Rs.4,000/-
Boy - Pehle Jeans ki zip bandh kar kamini
Rs.15/- wali desi chaddi dikh rahi hai..
*
hotguy24 8.01.12 - 11:32am
Do Ladkiya Nangi naha rahi thi,
Ek ne poocha - Tumhari niche baal Q nahi hai?
Doosri: Jis pitch par roz 'IPL' jaisi batting hoti ho us par 'ghaas' nahi ugti..
*
swtchoco 28.01.12 - 02:57am
One evening a husband comes home
to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks,
What happened to you?
I got into a fight with the apartment manager.
Whatever for?
He said he had slept with
every woman in the complex except one!
The woman replied,
I bet its that snooty Mrs. Gellar
on the third floor.
*
hotguy24 29.01.12 - 02:38pm
Sardar ka promotion hua, Clerk se Manager bana, Ghar jakar Biwi ko alag andaz me bola,Biwi behosh?Aaisa kya bola hoga?
Aajse tu Manager ke saath soyegi.. *
hotguy24 29.01.12 - 03:22pm
In a Bus
Lady:thoda piche hoke khade raho..
Man: piche se log dhakka maar rahe hai..
Lady:4 baccho ki maa hu dhakka marne
or
gaand marne me farq jaanti hu.. *
swtchoco 1.02.12 - 03:13am
Zabardast misunderstndng:
Jewllery shop me ek Admi ki zabardast pitayi ho gyi.
Why?
Usne Sales Gal Se Kaha Ki
Apki 1-1 Item Gazab Ki Hai
Aaj Sone Ka Kya Rate Hai?
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swtchoco 5.02.12 - 09:40am
Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kar poochti hai kela kesy dega ?
banana wala - mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady - 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi
deta hai to uppar aja.. *
swtchoco 5.02.12 - 10:06am
Police-Sali Dhandha karti hai?
Callgirl-nahi sahab mai to salesgirls hu..
Condom ki marketing karti hu..
Ab customer check kar k leta hai to mai kya karu..?
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hotguy24 5.02.12 - 10:15am
Ek Andha, Calgirl ko Chod raha tha ki
Achanak police Aa gayi,,
Andha Cheekhne laga,,
Bhai Koi Nikalo,,
Andhe k Lund me kisne Daal di,,
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hotguy24 1.03.12 - 12:49am
A guy to Call girl: How much do you charge for a hand job?
Call girl: Thousand Rupees. Do you need one right now?
Guy: No I am calculating how much I am saving per day.. *
hotguy24 1.03.12 - 12:54am
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, What happened to you?
I got into a fight with the apartment manager.
Whatever for?
He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!
The woman replied, I bet its that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor. *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:28pm
Top INDIAN milk containers-
Aysha Takia-4.5L
Sania-3Lt
Malika-2.5Lt
Bipasha-2Lt
Preity-1.5Lt
aishwarya-1Lt
kareena-Sample Pouch
Rakhi sawnt- Family pack.... *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:29pm
Gaali of the century--
Santa to Banta- Apne lund pe ghungroo baandh ke, teri aisi Gaand marunga, ki tere baap ko lagega, ki ghar me kirtan chal raha hai..* *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:31pm
Dr-Bataiye aapke husband ko kya problem hai?
Wife-Dr ye bahut kamjor hain
Dr-Inko doodh pilayen
Wife-Main bolti hu lekin ye pite nahi, sirf DABATE hai. *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:35pm
Cycle puncture wala suhagrat ko room me gaya, Biwi ko uthaya aur bathtub me litaya, Biwi boli:kyu? Woh bola:Apun ko pani me hi hole DIKHTA hai. . . *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:37pm
Girl:Yest.. I came to ur home with a rakhi. Y dint u let me tie it?
Boy:ajeeb zabardasti hai!
Tomrw if I come to ur home with a condom, will u hav s*x wit me? *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:42pm
Height of Happiness:
A Boy got a Job in a Girls Hostel
After 2 Months.
Owner asked:
Why dont U Come to take Ur Salary
Boy: Kya!
Salary b Milegi.. *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:42pm
Ladki ne Ladke par susu kar diya,
Ladka bola- A Shokh haseena ye kaisi nadani hai.
Ladki-Jis Jheel ke tum sapne dekhte ho ye usi jheel ka pani hai. :p *
hotguy24 15.03.12 - 02:43pm
Lady : Dr. Mera HOLE bhut bda h. Dr HOL dekh kr:
Ye to gufa h!
gufa h!
gufa h!
Lady Guse se: Isme 3 bar bolne ki kya jrurt h?
Dr : Bhn ki lodi awaz gunj rhi h. *
swtchoco 17.03.12 - 02:31pm
GIRL: aaj larke ko bewqof banaya
Maa:kaise?
GIRL: uska 500 ka note apni sandle me chupaya OR wo 2ghante tak meri BRA me dhondta raha.. *
hotguy24 18.03.12 - 07:35am
GIRL: aaj larke ko bewqof bnya
Maa:kaise?
GIRL: uska 500 ka note apni sandle me chupaya OR wo 2ghante tak meri bra me dhondta rha.
-:p *
hotguy24 18.03.12 - 07:36am
kisi k k liye dil tadapta hai,
kisi k k liye dil tarasta hai,
kya kahe is kambakt LOVDE ko,
jo apna hokar bi kisi aur ke liye khada hota hai. :p *
hotguy24 18.03.12 - 07:44am
s*x karne se pehle har ladka,
ladki k ba11s k nipple muh me q leta he?
SochO
SochO
Qki NAAGraj ko uthane k liye dudh pilana jaruri hai......! *
hotguy24 21.03.12 - 06:18pm
6-saal ka ladka aur 5-saal ki ladki,dono tub me naha rahe the Ladki bolime teri susu pakad lu?ladka tutla k bola-biltul nahi,apni to tol di,meli bhi tolegi..:p *
hotguy24 21.03.12 - 06:19pm
Asman Se Giri Toh Barish Ban Gayi,
Ankho Se Giri Toh Aansu Ban Gayi,
Ye Bund Bhi sali Ajeeb Chiz Hai,
Niche Se Giri To Puri Family Ban Gayi! :p *
hotguy24 21.03.12 - 06:20pm
BOY bhagwan ji kya shaadi se pahle kisi ladki ke saath ek raat sona paap hai BHAGWAN bilkul nahi lekin saalo tum log us raat sote hi kaha ho. *
hotguy24 21.03.12 - 06:21pm
Thand Khatm Hone Wali Hai
4-5 Din me....... patle patle kapdon me se BRA, or PANTY Phir Dikhne Lagenge......
Kamino K Liye Breaking News! *
hotguy24 21.03.12 - 06:22pm
s*x TIP..
Jab bhi aap Condom ka prayog kare to usme 1 spoon Desi mirch daal le.
Ye aapko bahut zyada uttejit karega.
Qki
DESI MIRCH KA TADKA,
ANG-ANG Fadka. *
hotguy24 24.03.12 - 05:43pm
In 2020:
girls:0ye Dkh Yaar
Ky item ja rha h,
0ye Murgey
Tera No.
Ky H?
Ladka:Ap K Ghr
Me BAAP,BHAI
Ni H
KY?
Ladki:Baap Bhai
H,Pr Tu Ni
H na Chikne! *
hotguy24 24.03.12 - 05:44pm
2 meel dur se gar ho jaye unki ka DIDAR,
Wah wah mt kar laude k pura sun.
2 mil dur se agr ho jaye unki k DIDAR,
LUND aise bhage jaise karizma-ZMR. *
hotguy24 24.03.12 - 05:44pm
Woh Sukha
Andar jaata hai
Aur Geela
Bahar aata hai
Andar Daal k hilao toh
Bejaan sa Bahar aata hai.
Yeh TEA BAG hai mere dost!
Per aapke soch ko salam.. *
hotguy24 24.03.12 - 05:45pm
Ladka- Teri AANKHE jaise dariya, Hoth Gulab ki pankhudiya,
Gaal Jaise Rasgulle..
Ladki- (SPRITE pite hue) Condom sath me laya hai kya?
SIDHI BAAT, NO BAKWas *
hotguy24 25.03.12 - 06:23am
A y Gal
about to make tea
opened fridge
couldn't find milk
So
She removed her dress
Changed her clothes
&
brought Milk 4m shop
dirty mind :p *
hotguy24 25.03.12 - 06:25am
Sardar's dulhan says..
aaj raat mujhe itna khush karo
ki main sari jindgi yaad rakhoo,
aursardar sari raat use gud gudi karta raha. *
hotguy24 25.03.12 - 06:26am
Teri zindagi pe blue film ka saya hai,
s*x ka sukh kahan Tune paya hai,
Tu sust rehta hai kisi ki yaad me,
aur Log sochte hai ke aaj fir sala hila ke aya hai. *
