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Subject: Hot Jokes
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hotguy24 25.03.12 - 06:27am
s*x karte samay biwi boli-Dhire se karo
kamar me jhatke Lagte he..
Paas me leta hua beta bola-Mummy Mirinda Pilo
Jor ka jhatka dhire se Lagega.. *
hotguy24 25.03.12 - 06:29am
Student-Sir, Ladkiyon Ki Panty Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Sir-Uss Panty Ke Andar Jitne mahapurush Shaheed Hue Hain Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye.!! *
hotguy24 25.03.12 - 06:30am
A Boy and a girl were alone in car.
Girl-Aaj main tumhe dikhaungi jahan pe mera operation hua tha...
Boy gets excited
Girl-Ye dekho, gupta hospital.. *
hotguy24 26.03.12 - 03:05am
1ladki ne 7bachho ko janam diya
bed se utarte hi usne apne husband ko thappad mara aur boli
maine kaha tha na vo KUTTE wala style theek nahi h. :p *
hotguy24 26.03.12 - 03:05am
America ki progress and hamari non progress ka Raaz
Wo kaam ko dimag me or lund ko me rakhte he
hum ko dimag me or kaam ko lund pe rakhte he. *
hotguy24 26.03.12 - 03:06am
Himesh Reshamiya ki shadi Ke 3 saal Baad sas ne Bahu se Pucha- Good News kab de Rahi Ho ?
Bahu-Aap Unhe Samjhaye,Har Kam Topi Pehen ke nahi Hota !! *
hotguy24 26.03.12 - 03:08am
Great s*x Philosopher Said..
MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza uss Ke Zor Se Nahi
Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai *
hotguy24 26.03.12 - 03:08am
Santa Suhagrat Ko s*x Karte Huye= Maine Shadi Se Pehle Bahut Randiya Chodi Hai
Biwi= Me Itni Der Se Yahi Soch Rahi Thi Ke Aapko Kahi Dekha Hai. *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 08:51am
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce .
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year. *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 08:52am
1 NAWAAB ne apni BEGUM ka GILA WHISPER dekha to arz kiya
GHAAGHRE ke NICHE se PAANI LAAL aata he..
Wah wah..
kya meri BEGUM ka BHOSDA bhi PAAN khaata he.. *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 08:54am
Ek Andha, Calgirl ko Chod raha tha ki
Achanak police Aa gayi,,
Andha Cheekhne laga .. . . .
Bhai Koi Nikalo...
Andhe k Lund me kisne Daal di. *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 08:57am
Bomb aur condom mai kya fark hai?
Bomb fathe tho insaan duniya se chalaa jate hai aur agar
Condom fathe to insan duniya me aa jate hai ! :p *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 08:58am
News-jagah na mil pane ki vajah se log s*x nai kar pate
Snta:pehli bar mere sath bhi aisa hi hua tha
Bnta:fir?
Snta:fir ladki ne bataya k jagah tango k bich hai *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 08:59am
Teacher: Batao ke yeh teeno me kya faraq hai?
1. Call girl
2. Girl friend
3. Wife
Student: sir, mere hisab se
1. Prepaid hai,
2. Postpaid hai,
3. Unlimited. *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 09:12am
1 budda 1 ladki ko Chodtey hue
thar-tharaane laga.
Ladki:- Kya hua?
Budda:- Pataa nahi pani nikalne wala hai ya AATMA.. *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 09:14am
Modern Beizzati
Boy: I Lv U & Want 2
Marry U
Girl: Apni Shakl Dekhi Hai
Boy: Haan, Isliye To Tere Pass Aaya
Hoon
Warna Katrina K Pass Nahi Jata *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 09:20am
Hsbnd-Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi.
Wife-To kya hua?
H- To mai 2 Shadiya or kr skta hu.
W- Dropadi ka nam suna he?
H- Tu b na pagli Dil pe le leti he..... *
hotguy24 1.04.12 - 09:31am
Women always need a reason,
season,
mood,
emotion,
comfort,
likes,
dislikes etc.
To b happy
Men r not like that,
they r very simple:
They just need a woman.. *
swtchoco 22.04.12 - 09:51am
Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte hai, main jb unhe msg karta hun
to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.. *
swtchoco 22.04.12 - 09:52am
Kudrat ne kya diya zamane ko...
Wah wah
Kudrat ne kya diya zamane ko...
Wah wah..
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Ek diya lagane ko....
Aur DO diya dabane ko..... . .. ;-) :p *
swtchoco 22.04.12 - 09:55am
What's a VEG & NON VEG FILM?
FILM Dekte waqt agar Kisi ki ankh me pani aye to wo VEG
aur
Agar chaddi me aye to wo NON-VEG :-) :-* *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 09:58am
Upar Mat Dekh Sitaare Gir Jayenge
Niche Mat Dekh Pathar Pighal Jayenge
Samne Mat Dekh Koi Sharma Jayega
Piche Jarur Dekh Varna Koi Gand mar jayega :p *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 09:59am
Bijlee ki taar aur ladki mai kya similarty hai ?
Guess................. Not Sure ?
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its Simple Yaar...
Dono Nangi ho to jaan nikal deti hai.:p *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 10:00am
Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissing
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ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissing
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abi aap chote ho isliye
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some text missing:P :D *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:36pm
HumNe Unse Puchha,
Ki Bina Gutli Wala Aam Kahan Milega..
Sanam Ki Masumiyat Aur
Khubi To Dekho..
Kamre Me Le Ja Kar
Apni Bra Hi Utaar Di.
NJOY MANGO SEASON. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:42pm
Boy- yeh tumhari tango k bich mein kya hai? Girl- bas aise hi lakir hai, Par tumhari tango k bich mein ye kya latak rha h? Boy -bas usi lakir ka fakir hai.. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:46pm
Santa kuwari saali se: Teri didi busy hai tu baby ko dudh pila de
Sali:Mere me dudh nahi aata
Santa:Kamaal hai, display bhari aur stock khaali. ! *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:47pm
Definition of Nurse:
Nurse is that beautiful dashing girl, wearing tight skirt, holding boys hand, looking into his eyes and still want his pulse to be normal. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:48pm
Santa Bete Ka Rishta Pakka Kar Ke lauta To Dekha Beta 1 Ladki Ki Chaat Raha Tha
Wo Wapas Jake Bola :Sorry,
Mera Beta Kisi Aur Ko Apni Jubaan De Chuka hai. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:49pm
Marwadi Biwi k sath naha raha tha
Biwi ne goti pe sabun lagaya..
Marwadi ka khada ho gaya.
Biwi gusse se:
Isko chota karo sabun abhi 2 haftey aur chalana hai. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:50pm
Wife: I am pregnant.
Sardar:Par mai to England me tha.
Wife:Aapki photo thi na.
Sardar: iya mat bana haramjaadi, photo to kamar tak hi thi. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:51pm
Lund ki takat ko chamatkar kehte he
Latakti gotiyo ko bekar kehte he
sirf chodne ka Naam mohbbat nahi
kisi ki yaado me muthiya marne ko b pyar kehte hai..:p *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:52pm
Wife:- Ye condom kitne ka hai..?Husband: 10 Rupaye ka.
Wife:- Hey bhagwan, Mehengai to dekho,7vi class me thi to 50 paise ke 3 aate the.. *
hotguy24 22.04.12 - 05:56pm
CONDOM salesman santa:
Condom chahiye..?
Santa: kam bhav ka khushbudar wala hai to de.
Salesman: laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic cover lagake chod Bhosdike..! *
hotguy24 26.04.12 - 06:27pm
Girls ke hotho me jo ras hai wahi somras hai,sine pe jo aam hai wahi char dham hai,niche jo van hai wahi vrindavan hai,us van me jo dwar hai wahi haridwar hai. *
hotguy24 26.04.12 - 06:29pm
Bhikari-Babuji roti milegI
Babuji-Q tere Ghar me koi aurat nhi h kya?
Bhikari-takleef pet me h
Lund me nhi
or bhosdi k roti mangi h nhi..:p *
hotguy24 26.04.12 - 06:29pm
Kamyabi Potty ki smell ki tarah hoti hai ?
Bardasht tabhi hoti hai...
Jab Apni ho...:D. *
hotguy24 26.04.12 - 06:30pm
Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye, Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai?
Chammach Me Nikal K Bhijwa Diya Hota
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete! *
wendee 18.05.12 - 12:33pm
hahahahaha!!!! cnt jst find ma ribs
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wendee 18.05.12 - 12:35pm
d*mn!! dnt write amharic pliiiizzzzzzzzzz *
hotguy24 17.02.13 - 01:06am
Fake Girl Id: Hi,
Real Girl Id: Hi,
Fake Girl Id: Do u like lesb,
Real Girl Id: Sorry i don't like it
Fake Girl Id: It will be super feel
Real Girl Id: Sorry
Fake Girl Id: U like to do with boys
Real Girl Id: Hmm may be
Fake Girl Id: Shall i intro my BF
Real Girl Id: Wat the hell u said u like lesb nu *
hotguy24 24.04.13 - 04:40pm
Bikini is d Only Dress, in which A Girl's 90% Body is Exposed.
Lekin Fir bhi Nazar Sali Sirf 10% Covered Jagah par hi jaati hai.
Kitne sharif hote hai mard...... *
hotguy24 24.04.13 - 04:41pm
Guy: Rup tera ankho ko bha gaya, tere husn ka nasha dil pe chha gaya..
Girl:Teri tarif me kya kahu bhosdi k,tere is pyar k karan,bra ka size 28 se 34 pe aa gaya.. *
hotguy24 24.04.13 - 04:45pm
Customer: Waiter aisi chai pilao jisse tan-man jhum uthe or badan machalne
lage.
Waiter: Sir,hamare yaha bhains ka dudh aata hai, Vidya Balan ka nahi.............. *
albert.z 27.04.13 - 05:44am
Once tintumon went 2 hospital for blood test ,then the nurse injected blood and suck his lips to stope the bleeding.then tintu mon laughed and said 2 nurse that ,next time i will come 4 urine test! *
marygod 5.11.13 - 08:53pm
All ur jokes is very sweet but Jesus is de sweetest i love person who fear God de way i personally do. re u de one? *
